Anketimsi?

Hepiniz -affınıza sığınarak söylüyorum- skindirik anketlere rastlamışsınızdır internette. "Bunu yaptıktan sonra 500 arkadaşına gönderirsen anket içerisindeki dileğin kabul olacak." gibi saçma sapan mesajlar vardır genelde başlıkta..
Ancak bugün gördüğüm bir tanesi çok hoşuma gitti. Facebook'ta not olarak ekliyor herkes ve bir çok arkadaşını tagliyor. Ahanda beni daha yakından tanımak isteyenler aşağıdaki anketi okuyarak amaçlarına ulaşabilirler. Kalın sağlıcakla...

A
- Available: --- For some people yes, for some, no.
- Age: --- 19
- Annoyance: --- Fags
-Animal: --- Dogs and scorpions

B
- Beer: --- Efes Chubby Bottle
- Birthday: --- July 22
- Best Friend: --- Mention with z as a last letter.
- Body Part on opposite sex: --- Ass(honestly)
- Best feeling in the world: --- Ejeculation lol
- Blind or Deaf: --- Blind.
- Best weather: --- Rainy
- Been in Love: --- No.
- Been on stage?: --- Yes
- Believe in Magic: --- Never
- Believe in Santa: --- Never

C
- Candy: --- Yes
- Color: --- Black / Blue
- Chocolate/Vanilla: --- Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican Food: --- Mexican.
- Cake or pie: --- Pie
- Continent to visit: -- America.
- Cheese: --- Depends

D
- Day or Night: --- Night
- Dancing in the rain: --- No

E
- Eyes: --- Black
- Everyone's got: --- a body.
- Ever failed a class?: --- Yes

F
- First thoughts waking up: --- Breakfast.
- Food: --- Southern Turkish.
G
- Greatest Fear: --- being HIV positive or being arrested.
- Goals: --- Carpe Diem. No goal for the wiseblood.
- Gum: --- Yes
- Get along with your parents?: Yes

H
- Hair Color: --- Black
- Height: --- 191cm
- Happy: --- Depends.
- Holiday: --- Summer
- How do you want to die: --- in an honorable way=suicide

I
- Ice Cream: --- Chocolate, lemon, strawberry, caramel.
- Instrument: --- Vocales and guitar.
J
- Jewelry: --- No
- Job: --- Student

K
- Kids: --- No
- Kickboxing or karate: --- Kickboxing, FULL CONTACT!
- Keep a journal?: --- No
L
- Love: --- Not necessary.
- Letter: --- Never.
- Laughed so hard you cried: --- A lot of times.

M
- Milk flavor: -- chocolate.
- Movies: --- get lost! now..
- Motion sickness?: --- No
- McD’s or BK: -- BK

N
- Number: --- 13

O
- One wish: --- Never had.

P
- Perfect Pizza: --- Hut
- Pepsi/Coke: --- Coke

Q
- Quail: --- No

R
- Reason to cry: --- hmm...
- Reality T.V.: --- No
- Radio Station: --- Last.fm/chillout
- Roll your tongue in a circle: --- No.
- Ring size: --- Get lost, again.

S
- Song: --- Get Lost
- Shoe size: 47
- Salad Dressing: --- What is salad?
- Sushi: --- Hate it.
- Skinny dipped?: --- No
- In the shower?: --- Hot.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: --- Strawberries

T
- Tattoos?: --- 3
- Time for bed: --- Around 1.30 A.M.
- Thunderstorms: --- No problem

U
- Unpredictable: --- When angry.

V
- Vacation spot(s): -- Texas, NOLA

W
- Weakness: --- Lust
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: --- dunno
- Who makes you laugh the most: --- My pals
- Worst feeling: --- learning from my mistakes
- Wanted to be a model: --- Yes
- Worst Weather?: --- eternal winter.

X
- X-Rays: --- No

Y
-Year it is now: --- 2009
-Yellow: --- Beer

Z
- Zoo animal: --- Lion

LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you? --- don't remember which lady.
2. You went to the mall with? --- my mother
3. You went to dinner with? --- a friend
4. You talked to on the phone? --- a friend
5. Made you laugh? --- a friend
6. Hugged you? --- a friend
7. Said they loved you? --- a friend
8. Held your hand? --- my sister
9. You spoke with? --- my sister
10. you cried over? --- a goddamn mistake.